i just had sex bonerless
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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