Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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