C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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