He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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