It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
