did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Randomize
