Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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