He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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