Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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