im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I supernannyed him into submission
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