There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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