When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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