After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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