I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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