you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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