Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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