Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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