Me too!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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