Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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