i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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