He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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