There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
