3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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