Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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