Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My pussy is not your playground.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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