Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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