your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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