I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
barbara walters just said penis...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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