I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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