i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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