Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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