everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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