I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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