you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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