Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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