nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
so much tequila, so little girl.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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