She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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