grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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