adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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