Walk of Shame. In a state park.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i drank out of a bidet.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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