Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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