Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
