Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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