My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
