So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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