some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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