so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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