are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Drake has all the answers
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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