After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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