We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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