Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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