He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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