He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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