My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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